How Ridiculous

So yesterday I needed cardboard for some props I was going to make and I have no idea where to go and get cardboard. So I headed down to the back of stores in search of trash cardboard. I made my rounds, found some at the back of Pets Mart, but it wasn't sufficient enough. The pieces I had were too small for what I needed to create and I had bigger fish to fry. Slowly running out of time I kept on trucking searching high and low until I found the ultimate piece at the back of a Rite-Aid near my house. I load it up in the back of the truck laughing all the way to the bank. I get home and begin to start my project which when finished I will post pictures. The sun is setting and I'm losing light in my garage there is not enough light from my overhead bulbs so I call it a night. We all go out for ice cream and come home to relax. Ready to spend the rest of my night indoors, I decide it's best to shower. While in there my Dad comes in and tells me the cops just came to the house looking for me. My first thought, "Oh how funny Mr. Jokester." Turns out he was serious, three cops came to the house asking for me. Rite-Aid had managed to get my getaway vehicles license plate thus being my Dads truck, from one of their cameras. From the sound of it they must have been pretty pissed if they went this far to report stolen cardboard. The cops wanted to know what I wanted cardboard for and said that the employees of Rite-Aid accused me of literally trashing the place. I couldn't believe my ears, 'Are you kidding me?" I just took cardboard I did not destroy or make a mess of anything. The manager or someone must have been on a power trip, and figured i would get in more trouble by saying that I trashed everything. Well guess again Bitch! what a waste of the Police's time, not like they have anything better to do than the three of them show up about a cardboard robbery? Anyways that concludes my ridiculous rant of the night.