First I would like to say Wow! Probably one of the longest and most dragged out nights in my life, I swear I thought it was never going to end. Now here comes the story of how it all came to start. Bored, sitting in my room playing guitar for fun when I get a call from this girl Tayler. "Hey! Theres a party in Temecula Blakes coming and I want you to come, Blakes gonna call you in a bit." "Alright?" So are you gonna come? You better come!" "Okay, I will" forty-five minutes pass and Blake calls. It goes on from there. He rolls by my house to pick me up, then we try to get directions on how to get there. Meanwhile we find out our other friend is now having a last minute party and all the boys (close friends) are going to be there. We were at a fork in the road and needed to make a decision. We decided we would visit the Temecula party for an hour tops then head out to our mates. That plan never got executed properly. I am glad I stayed though overall, everyone has their reasons good and bad alike. I get tired of partying with the same people every time, even though I didn't know many of the people at the party I met new ones and thats what it's all about. So we get there and shake hands, take names, meet people. Time passes, Blake is being begged to stay there while Im just kinda there for the ride although I was put in the middle of things by being asked by both sides what I wanted to do. I tried to stay neutral but that didn't work. So we were in for the whole night there. Played beer pong, cranked tunes then had three rounds of some hardcore ping pong. During all of this the parties inhabitants are now complete intoxicated and its about two in the morning. Another hour passes during that time more people show up. Next thing you know-knock-knock, I exclaim the cops! This moment was the make or break of the night, it was going to be the first party shes going to have and the last party haha. I knew it was coming, I had suspected it all along with the music blasting and noisy kids at three am. Well what do you know it was a noise complaint and underage drinking. The door opens in which kids then realize, oh shit! its the cops after they disregarded my statement they all run out the back door. I stay in the house and hide in the bedroom where I pretend sleep. They then forcefully say We're coming in and walk in, under pretense you have a right not to let them in the house. But I just read up that they are allowed to enter if there is probably cause with exigent circumstances. In our case it was the underage drinking. So they search the house for remaining kids, and ask if they is anyone in the bedroom. "Yea" she states, which there were two people sleeping in the bed. I was on the floor fake sleeping with a pillow. Funny thing is I was trying to hop in the closet but they started to open the door before I could get in. So I quickly dropped to the floor. He then shined his flashlight across the room where I felt it being pointed at my face in my eyes. I remain there still, and lifeless, they close the door behind them. I thought he was going to wake us all up and make us go home or show him our identification although it wasn't as big as a deal as it seemed at the time. Immeadiately after I open the door and walk out into the hallway the cop looks at me , since I was just pretend sleeping but I don't think he realized it was the same person cause he didn't say anything me. He barks his orders about wanting the place cleaned up and everyone gone blah blah blah he will be back in a couple of hours. Not likely, Me and Blake head out the front door and jam up the street on foot hiding behind some cars in a driveway awaiting for them to leave the residence. There really was no point in this, it was just for fun and to get our adrenaline pumping I guess. We wait a couple of minutes no sign, so we make a dash for his car. Hop inside and wait, the cop finally exits and enters his vehicle. As he was leaving he drives slow shining his squad car light we change positions in the car to the floor, which was really a whole 'nother task itself in his tiny Miata. The cop continues shining his spotlight on Blakes car then makes a uey (urtun) whilst checking out the surrounding area. Weird thing was there was two officers, we didn't see the other officer leave the house. Our guess he was probably in the car waiting and saw us the whole time making our mad dash. We finally get the go ahead that its all clear and head back in, the house is empty except for a select few. Everyones trying to get a hold of those that left hoping they all return safe, that nothing happened to them. Minutes pass and one by one they all start showing up, friends of the owner take control and let everyone know they have to go home and keep the noise down. Then drama ensued the owners purse had gone missing during the flee from the cops, oh no! People start suspecting people, maybe it was so and so, the finger pointing and blame game had begun. I'm sitting there listening to the bickering, in my mind I knew the purse was at the house still that no one had taken it. It will show up eventually, and what do you know it did, they found it locked safe in another bedroom. The house starts getting cleaned up, while the remaining few leave. Its now down the the ones who are staying, which whom being us. Its about four-thirty now. I'm tired and ready for bed and have no where to sleep. I walk around the house in search of some comfort, everyone around me is passing out or already asleep. Im at the point where I'd rather go home now. It comes to attention that that Tayler is hungry for Del Taco, money gets bummed and a car gets borrowed and I find myself in the backseat. I decide to tag a long for the ride since my GPS navigation skills were needed. The time is now six in the morn give or take a few minutes. The three of us are all situated in the car ready to leave, we open the garage and turn the car over. Next thing I know I see a light shining in the garage pointed at the car, the only thought comes to mind, "are you fucking kidding me?" He came back? So now the officer is in the garage with the flash light pointing it at us asking what we are doing. Did everyone leave? how many people are here still? is everything cleaned up? What is this twenty questions? It ain't your house, so scram don't you have better things to be doing I thought to myself. We pull out of the drive way carefully shutting the garage after us, the cop is now standing in the drive way radioing shit in. We get a call moments later in the drive-thru the cop came back! We could have told you that, I guess he walked in again and woke up the few that were sleeping there. Blasting music on the drive there I realized how much I love the morning, the coldness of the air on your skin and how its the most beautiful part of the day. The calmness and quiet of a city sleeping. We get back to the house, to find out we are going to get driven home. Whoo! Slumber at last, I spoke too soon. I was strapped in for the long ride. Loud music the whole trip trying to sleep and be woken up every ten minutes. Two hours later after driving around everywhere doing miscellaneous errands I arrive at my residence, it's about eight-thirty. Tired eyed weary I say my goodbyes and I drag myself upstairs hop in the shower and pass out till two. Well, that concludes my story for the weekend. Hope you enjoyed it or not, no bitching!
I have been wanting to make a post about this for a while as well as other stuff I will get to in later updates. For right now I will talk about this, the internet, communication. It's pretty crazy how people communicate through craigslist like finding something of yours in the lost in found section or even just the missed connections it's almost heart felt. Everyone out there is looking for love or something. I mention this since last week my friends found their dogs in the lost and found section and picked up the same day the lost them. How lucky can you get, that someone who found the dogs would of thought of posting it on Craigslist as well as my friend looking on Craigslist and happen to find them. It's a great tool, thats for sure.
There's also a place where people can blow off steam at society in the Rants and Raves section here: http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/rnr/
lots of funny posts, pure comedy.
Then here, I like this one, especially the last sentence:
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/mis/1086261284.html
I just realized it will probably expire so I will post the sentence myself below.
You were at the Stater Bros on LaSierra and bought "March of the Penguins" because it was on sale. You were cute, but I didn't have the heart to tell you that you should have gotten widescreen and not full screen. But call me if you wanna watch the movies. Penguins mate for life.
and this one is just plain funny:
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/mis/1086246548.html
again, this will expire so i will post the full thing below.
Dear In-n-out guy,
I was driving my car talking on my phone- you, well you were an amazing piece of man meat. Let me refresh your memory: you welcomed me to In-n-out, with a hello, my name is "insert-the-most-important-name-evar here, how are you doing today?" I said, "I'm doing great, how are you?" Could this be? I'm actually talking to another human being, furthermore, I am actually talking to a man?! Yes, indeed. I was awe struck by the way you can say such words to me. I said, I would like a number two protein style, with a larger lemon aid. I was so parched that day, that I needed a larger drink to quench my thirst. I pull up to the window to see this amazing beautiful man in my presence, I was so struck by love that I couldn't turn my attention away from my phone. I handed you my money, of course, you took it- I couldn't believe it! Why would you take my money, I think- I think he likes me I thought to myself! I then asked, can I have extra thousand island?? You said, of course. You turned around and pretended to stretch to put your ass in my face. You handed me my drink with a here. I was so excited!! You gave me a drink?! Why, I thought- why would this god among men hand me a beverage?! It was too good to be true, but there was more coming. A burger and fries- and wait could it be? You gave me extra thousand island like I asked?! Truly this was a day to be remembered.
Seriously dude, you're not God's gift to man. You work at in-n-out. Next time cut the crap and pretend to be happy. We've all been there and done that. Don't pretend to stretch and put your ass in someones face, because honestly it ain't that cute. I thought your huge ass was going to consume me, and my car. Just because I'm on my phone on an important or unimportant call doesn't give you any right to be rude to the customer. Further to the point, I have never seen you in my entire life, what gives you any justification in being rude? You chose your job! You don't gotta love it, you don't even have to like it- but you've gotta tolerate it. You basically threw my food at me, and my change. Stop being a douche and do you job.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
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